ThINGS THAT HAPPENED 011

MONDAY:
Thats the second time in a week that ive unintentionally exposed myself.

TUESDAY:
i dont know why i worry about what i eat.. its not like im fat and its not like i eat like this every day.

WEDNESDAY:
ok im nearly 21 and only just purchased alcohol for the fist time today. (the legal age in Australia here is 18).

THURSDAY:
You think anyone'd take me on while im wearin' these bad boys? I dont think so.
My friend's having a fairytale-themed 21st party. Im going as a unicorn (naturally).

FRIDAY:
Talkin to Jub. They were all outta the GOOD snacks at the shop on the Navy base. All our best conversations are food-related.

SATURDAY:
Drunken unicorns wielding lamb legs are hazardous for cockroaches. ... i really should learn my limits when it comes to alcohol...

SUNDAY:
soo after last night's exploits i was a little on the seedy side and needed bacon and eggs. But i didnt have any bread. Its a good thing my parents only live like 3 streets away ..... .. well it is when theyre the kind of parents that ALWAYS have bacon handy.